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Welcome to the Dreamtime.
This site is for the independent feature Love Is Hard (A
Burlesque Fairy Tale).
A romantic comedy for
cynical New Yorkers, Love Is Hard
is a very modern retelling of
Beauty and the Beast, featuring the hottest stars of the New
Burlesque.
Click around and let us know what you think. The main categories are the heart
buttons on the left. Don't see them? You
need to run Java. If you don't have it, you can get the runtime
here.
3/30 * FABULOUS
SHOOTING. We got some delicious footage of the Three Witches, brought to life
by LUCY BUTTONS, SCOOTER PIE, and LADY LUCERNE
* CLOSING
OUT IN STYLE. We have our final burlesque star, and we've saved the best for
last -- yes, it's LITTLE BROOKLYN!
* BOOYAH!! We have finished
shooting the narrative of the film!
* THE ART OF THE TINY INDIE.
Sometimes you don't always get access to the locations you need. In one day,
we shot four different scenes totalling ten pages!
* FREE SHAKESPEARE BURLESQUE MONDAY! Our first show is Monday, November 5, seating at 9:30pm, at Collective:Unconscious. We need an enthusiastic audience to cheer us on and appear in crowd shots. Check out premiere acts, free! * HEY, TAXI! We've shot half of the taxi scenes. Shooting inside a cab all day is a bit tricky, but we have some really nice moments. * A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN
CENTRAL PARK! We've shot the fairytale wedding, complete with fairies!
* YES, WE HAVE BEGUN
SHOOTING! Our lovely location is Columbia University.
* We have the hilarious and
beautiful MS TICKLE!
* DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
will be doing not just the usual thing!
* Starring as our
burlesque diva, we have a legend in the making, none other than THE WORLD
FAMOUS *BOB*!
* Watch the shakes, we've
got DELIRIUM TREMENS!
* Who's that we see? Why,
it's PEEKABOO
POINTE!
* Even in small
supporting roles, we get fabulous folks like POOKIE PATOOTIE and
SCOTT RAYOW!
* We have the
gorgeous AMBER RAY! A "nightlife celebrity" and "professional
sensationalist" must really mean it!
* This is big.
We got the dancer, the artist, the dynamo who is the reigning Miss Exotic
World, JULIE ATLAS MUZ!
* The lovely ladies keep on
coming! Welcome the KISSING COUSINS, GIGI LAFEMME and SCARLET
SINCLAIR!
* Whoa! We have the
Crown Prince of Boylesque, the reigning Mr Exotic World, the one, the only --
TIGGER!!!
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We have our first burlesque stars on board, and boy is it a dream team: JONNY
PORKPIE, NASTY CANASTA, NAUGHTIA NICE, and BASTARD KEITH interpret the hapless
LOVERS from A Midsummer Night's
Dream.
* You know him and love him
as often behind-the-burlesque-scenes, but RAVEN SOLANO will be playing
the role of THE DIRECTOR in front of the camera.
* We have a special
appearance by the Patron Saint of the Uncool, downtown superstar REVEREND JEN! She'll even have
her chihuahua JJ.
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